ME MASTER!

The Wayward Child is now the Master (of marketing).

After many a perilous year studying part time and much suffering by my partner I have now achieved my masters.

Hark, I hear a sound. Your echos have reached me (what will you do with all that spare time?).

This means I am now free to unleash my talents onto the world and also dedicate my time to rebuilding my social life.

Watch Out World, Here I Come!

In reality, I can now bludge on the couch in front of the idiot box and not feel guilty.

Ahhhhhhhhh. Pure slothful bliss.

Surely Not! (I hear you cry)

Nah, this wont last long. I shall go forth and find something before I drive my long suffering partner round the bend with 'I'm bored' and 'I wanna do something'.