SQUIRRELS & DOGS
SCENE: A couple romantically lying in Hyde Park on a beautiful autumn Sunday amongst trees with leaves which are just beginning to turn yellow, red and brown.
There are people everywhere - playing soccer and other games, picnicking and sleeping on the 1 1/2 inches of soft grass, walking dogs, skating, and generally enjoying the last cloudless sunny day. Snuggling on the picnic rug enjoying the sunshine the Wayward Child and partner quietly lap up the sounds of the park whilst gazing around at the sun drenched panorama. Relaxed the Wayward Child decides to narrate an unusual interaction to partner whilst his eyes are closed.
Wayward Child: Just imagine a white jack Russell, with a brown patch on it's back, sniffing and scurrying eagerly amongst the surrounding long grass. 20m away is a squirrel bounding around appearing to check his various buried stashes.
DOG: Run, run, run. Pant, pant. Run.
SQUIRREL: Nuts, nuts, nuts.
DOG: Run, run, run. Pant, pant. Squirrel?
SQUIRREL: Nuts, nuts, nuts. DOG!!!!
DOG: Run, squirrel run, run. Pant, pant. Squirrel. Run.
SQUIRREL: Run! DOG! Run!
DOG: Squirrel run. FUN. Pant, run, run. Pant, pant. Run.
SQUIRREL: Run! Tree. TREE! Run up tree...
DOG: Run, run, run. Pant, pant. Run. Squirrel. Tree.
SQUIRREL: pant, pant. I love tree.
DOG: Pant, pant. Squirrel gone. Tree. Pant. Squirrel gone. Tree.
SQUIRREL: Nuts, nuts, nuts. Dog. Dog under tree. No nuts.
DOG: Under tree? Run, run, run. Pant, pant. Run.
SQUIRREL: Nuts, nuts, nuts.
DOG: Run, run, run. Pant, pant. Run.
SQUIRREL: Nuts, nuts, nuts.
DOG: Run, run, run. Pant, pant. Squirrel.
SQUIRREL: Nuts, nuts, nuts. DOG!!!!
SCENE: The above repeats for the next 15 minutes.