5 November 2008

Remember, Remember The 5th Of November
My first experience of Bonfire (Guy Fawkes) Night in London was truly interesting. For starters, it began September. That’s right, the purchase and setting off of fireworks was not as tightly controlled as now. Rather, people could buy them at anytime but would generally start a few months before the ‘big day’ as this was when shops stocked them. This meant that the constant explosions started at dusk and often ran into the wee hours for close to 3 months.

No sleep was had during this time as the constant erratic loud noises made it impossible.

Many a complaint was lodged by sleep deprived citizens due to the combination of blitz type explosions, small infants wailing constantly, and the out of tune dogs trying to compete with the yells of joy from wayward youths. Living in a built up area there was also the reverberating sound waves just to add authenticity to ones imaginary blitz experience.

One has seen many a war movie but after this experience I can now say I understand a little more the plight of those that went through it.

There is an edginess that comes with the knowledge that during this period everywhere you walk, somewhere close, is an idiot whose lit a match to a projectile which is now veering ominously towards you at speed, whilst their offspring eagerly anticipate the 'explosion'. If that explosion happens to occur somewhere on a strangers person all the better. All of which is gayly illuminated for all and sundry in Technicolor patterns against the dimly lit streets.

Its the faces that terrify me the most. The ones on the children I can forgive for they are innocents. It's the parents, the ones who are 'older and wiser' that really impact on my mental health. It's almost unadulterated joyous evil, in a deceptively calm authoritarian way, illuminated for a split second when the match is light and is just touching the quick of the firework.

This would then climax on the weekend closest to 5th November; though some would continue to use up there supplies (and a few discounted purchases) for another month. The remainder would be saved for Christmas.